OMIGOD! YOU'RE RIGHT! I could be indpendently wealthy by Christmas time!
I was absently fiddling with a Marks-A-Lot marker a few hours ago. It's slightly tapered, and will only fit about 1/2 way into the muzzle of the 12 gauge. Perfect.
And I have the weekend off. Also perfect.
And I have nothing
else to do. The Clincher.