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hogdogs
November 12, 2009, 10:58 PM
Well fer cryin out loud Moses! Junior gave "sissy" a cell call and asked if she would come up to the "hunt club" and I told her i knew how to get there... Once there we got her to try a buddy's 12 gauge auto loader on the turkey shoot line...:eek: Girl wouldn't even try my pellet rifle and was fat, dumb and happy with the .22 for yard wolves (bunny rabbits) and that is the extent of her gunning. Well her first try had her "mount" nearly in the right spot (she gets freaked out with instruction) and for her second me and the gun owner told her to draw it in tighter but she mounted outboard a bit... Her shoulder is a bit tender tonite but we broke the ice and I think may have put a candy chew in her jaw and my "abusive" 20 will be easier to swallow:D Sure dang hope so cuz that $6 for 2 tries needs some back up...
Brent

SKULLANDCROSSBONES65
November 13, 2009, 06:18 PM
G'day.
Any chance of an un-coded version.

reloader28
November 13, 2009, 08:10 PM
SKULL.....thats funny,but I agree! I'm a proud redneck but I had to read it 3 times myself. HA HA!

castnblast
November 13, 2009, 10:07 PM
LOL!!! ok. Now tell us in english!:D

Scorch
November 14, 2009, 12:46 AM
Excuse me, I can help. I speak South American.:D

So he sez he got sissy to cmon out an' give 'er a go witha twev gaij.

Oh, sorry, I just kind of lapsed into it. They got his girl to come out and shoot, and she tried a 12 ga shotgun even though all she's ever shot was a 22. She doesn't take coaching well, so she got the butt of the shotgun too far out on her shoulder instead of in tight. Now her shoulder's sore, but Brent thinks she likes shooting shotguns and maybe she'll try his 20 ga next.

Shonuf!

Uncle Buck
November 14, 2009, 07:05 AM
LMBO! Scorch, you have a new occupation, translating! Hope she enjoys shooting Hogdogs... But watch out, most of these women, once they start shooting seem to give you a run for your money and are darn good at it.

globemaster3
November 14, 2009, 08:17 AM
All yall uppity city folk. You caint tell wa da feller from LA is tryin to say?
Yo hog, godda push dem dere buttins slower, dey read bout fast as uh gopher turtle.:D

And Brent, don't try to deny it, you DO live in LA, flat skippy!;) Couldn't help but come to the assistance of a fellow FL bubba! Good thing ya'll talk like we do down in the swamps. I understood you just fine!

shortwave
November 14, 2009, 08:22 AM
When they stop funnin ya H`dogs, ya know they don`t like ya anymore:eek::D. Anyway, glad the Mrs. is getting into shooting. Mine suprised me the other night(keep minds out of gutter and let me finish):o. We where watching a pheasant hunting show taped in South Dakota and she stated "she thought she would enjoy that". Little does she know, thats a trip I`ve been wanting to do all my life. The plotting begins....;)

DRice.72
November 14, 2009, 08:31 AM
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LMBO! Scorch, you have a new occupation, translating! Hope she enjoys shooting Hogdogs... But watch out, most of these women, once they start shooting seem to give you a run for your money and are darn good at it.
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Well maybe not shooting hogdogs. But some other kind of Fla wild game...LOL

Uncle Buck
November 14, 2009, 01:05 PM
Yeah, What DRice said. I was laughing so hard I forgotto ad "...shooting, Hogdogs..." Them comma's is 'portent in communicasions.

hogdogs
November 15, 2009, 09:38 AM
Yeah I coulda waited til mornin' to post that... as this "turkey shoot" is a "social event":o My daughter hasn't asked to shoot again yet but sure wasn't whining the next day...
Brent

ZeroJunk
November 15, 2009, 10:25 AM
You can figure where I'm from cause I didn't have any trouble with it the first time.

Hope she had fun Brent.