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FirstFreedom
November 17, 2004, 12:31 PM
OK, you've seen the "Yo Mama So Tactical" threads; for example:

http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98110&highlight=tactical+mama

which have to do with LEO/MIL/Self-defense tactics. Now let's do one about all those die-hard hunters out there. I'll start things off...

....she mossy-oaked her hairdryer.

FirstFreedom
November 17, 2004, 12:36 PM
....she comes back from walking the dogs with a bagged coon or quail.

You get the idea.

No4Mk1
November 17, 2004, 01:01 PM
...instead of perfume, she spritzes with scent-blocker.... :p

Ben Swenson
November 17, 2004, 01:47 PM
No4Mk1, that's not right. We all know her favorite perfume is produced by Scent Shield under their Still Steamin' line of products. And that's all I've got to say about that.

MeekAndMild
November 17, 2004, 05:42 PM
...she season her roast with 'Deer Cocaine'.

...she call the chilluns wid a doe bleater.

...she drive to church on a 4 wheeler.

...wear a ghilly suit to da grocery sto.

F350
November 17, 2004, 06:27 PM
She put a bi-pod on yo Daddy.

madmurdoc
December 4, 2004, 03:36 PM
... she follows your tracks during hide n seek.

... she bought an argo for your first car.

... she plants a thicket instead of a garden.

... she wears a non-reflective wedding ring.

... she uses a skinnin' knife on vegetables.

madmurdoc
December 4, 2004, 03:37 PM
... she gave you a salt block instead of a sucker.