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Betty
October 24, 2002, 11:49 AM
Armed Robbery Cuts Both Ways

CASCO, Maine — That's not a knife; this is a knife!

Crocodile Dundee would have been proud of a store clerk who responded to a blade-wielding robber by drawing a knife of his own.

Ronald Smith, 27, allegedly walked into the shop on Oct. 22, wearing a rudimentary disguise.

"[The clerk] turned around and there was a male with a plastic bag over his head with eyeholes cut out," said police Detective Lt. James Langella.

The robber, who also had a bag over one hand, demanded money. According to Langella, the clerk responded, "Are you kidding?"

The robber removed the bag from his hand and brandished a large knife, and demanded cash from the register again.

The store employee was unfazed, however, and grabbed a large steel carving knife he'd been using to cut sandwiches.

"He shouted, 'F--- you!' at the robber and gave chase," Langella said.

Smith ran out and jumped in a nearby white Ford Escort and drove off, according to authorities. The clerk wrote down the license plate number and police arrested Smith on a highway in the nearby town of Gray.

Smith was charged with armed robbery. Bail was set at $25,000.

Langella said the store clerk — whose name was not released — did not appear scared by the incident.

"He's from New Jersey — it just startled him," he said.

Christopher II
October 24, 2002, 04:21 PM
:D

My Dad has a really nice butcher knife, an old Sabatier El Carbone. Forged carbon-steel blade, around eight inches long, and sharp enough to shave hair with. I would really, really NOT want to be on the wrong end of that, or any other large kitchen knife.

Kudos to the clerk, he did a good job. Might think twice about chasing the guy, but it did work out well, so who's to say?

- Chris

Blackhawk
October 24, 2002, 04:33 PM
Sorta like: don't bring a knife to a machete fight...? D:

Coronach
October 24, 2002, 09:22 PM
"He's from Joisey, it just startled him."

Priceless.

Mike

Skunkabilly
October 24, 2002, 09:51 PM
Plastic bag with eyeholes?

Isn't putting a plastic bag over your head bad for you? :D

Benjamin
October 24, 2002, 11:32 PM
Isn't putting a plastic bag over your head bad for you?


Well, it sure looks like something bad happened to him. ;)

Skunkabilly
October 24, 2002, 11:36 PM
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yorec
October 25, 2002, 11:57 AM
Knife on knife. Not a winning situation. Glad the robber wasn't a committed individual - it coulda ended up pretty messy.

Store clerk needs to learn so next time he'll use a gun to defend himself. Lucky it worked out for him and the Bad Guy got what he deserved...


Hey skunkabilly - sounds like a good tome! How much? ;)

Betty
October 25, 2002, 01:39 PM
Skunkabilly,
That's a rather interesting ISBN number ya' got there. ;)

Skunkabilly
October 25, 2002, 02:21 PM
I bullied them into giving me a tactical ISBN, which of course isn't as strategic as an ICBM or SSBN....

Coronach
October 25, 2002, 09:35 PM
Skunk, you have waaaay too much time on your hands. ;)

Mike

Skunkabilly
October 27, 2002, 10:57 AM
Skunk, you have waaaay too much time on your hands.

Is your department hiring?

Well then!

Coronach
October 28, 2002, 12:43 PM
Yes.

Mike

4V50 Gary
October 29, 2002, 10:54 PM
I suppose Rule #2 of a knifefight is to bring a bigger knife? Naw. Just know how to use what you've got.

BTW, concur that Skunkabilly has too much time and should do a little OT at work. ;)