View Full Version : Scenario: Wearing a wire
April 4, 2002, 01:13 PM
You're in the ground floor of the imposing Sheeple Tower in Capitol City, waiting for the elevator. It's a warm spring day. Next to you is a young lady wearing a heavy coat, too heavy for the weather, and sweating visibly. The coat bulges unnaturally. To your horror, you notice a thin wire protruding from under her coat.
April 4, 2002, 01:15 PM
Be a gentleman and offer to help her remove her coat.
April 4, 2002, 01:28 PM
Well, at least that one didn't involve nanotech-enhanced flesh-eating guard weasels...
April 6, 2002, 02:49 AM
Caution advised. She is a fembot and that little wire is the antenna for her remote control system.
April 8, 2002, 09:56 AM
I dinah think that wire's for a recorder. Initator for an IED? Uh-oh...
Move away from her quickly, without attracting attention to yourself. Get clear of the area before calling the cops/EOD and reporting what you saw.
Best I can come up with on short notice. If it is an IED, you may well be screwed anyway. Hope it's a walkman cord or something...
April 9, 2002, 12:08 PM
I'm bailing out from there as discreetely and quickly as possible, before notifying LEO's.
April 9, 2002, 12:38 PM
Oh, it's probably me talking on the hands-free cell phone.
April 11, 2002, 06:59 PM
What's an IED?
April 12, 2002, 08:48 AM
I don't meant to be picky but the wire can be part of a cell phone with an ear piece.
April 12, 2002, 09:39 AM
Say "Excuse me, Miss: your 18-hour bra just popped", and offer to check it out.
April 12, 2002, 10:07 AM
Certainly could be. Could also be a headphone cable, watch chain, or any number of other things. Or it could be part of a bomb. Or maybe not. Finding out for sure could be expensive.
Put it this way: Do you really want to see the Sheeple Tower? :D
April 12, 2002, 10:29 AM
Depends on the size and color of the wire as well as whether or not it's a loop, or an exposed "cut" strand.
April 14, 2002, 08:57 PM
I'm with Rickmeister on this one.
"Here, maam, let me be of a little assistance..."
April 15, 2002, 09:00 AM
How about you change the question to you see a woman in the elevator with you with a wire that is hooked up to an explosives belt?
What do you do?
April 15, 2002, 10:04 AM
Ask, "You got a permit for that?", and shoot her in the forehead.
April 15, 2002, 10:06 AM
Watch my life flash before my eyes.
April 19, 2002, 02:09 AM
do what fix said (LOL)
also what chris said (LOL more)
i would just just tackle her and pinn both her hands to the ground. and if it's a bomb....i'll think of something. and if it's a just a wire, it's tell her that i was trying to move you out of the way because the dude who said "you got a permitt for that" was going to shoot you in the forehead.
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